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31 May 2013 @ 10:41 pm
WHY DO THE SHIP NAMES FOR THE KKM FANDOM SUCK SO HARD, ESPECIALLY WHEN YUURI IS ONE PART OF THE MASHUP NAME?

YUURAM? YOU RAM WHAT? SOUNDS LIKE A DAMN TRUCKING COMPANY.

ALSO THIS IMAGE DOES NOT FIT THE NARROW-ASS FORMAT OF THIS COMM. EFF THE SYSTEM, WE OVERPIXELS UP IN THIS PIECE 4 LYFE!

CONYUU? CON ME OUT OF WHAT? WHATEVER DID I DO TO YO ASS? ALSO SOUNDS LIKE THE NAME TO A SHADY ONLINE DIPLOMA MILL. GET UR LAW LICENSE IN 10 EZ CLASSES FOR THE LOW PRICE OF $10,000 DOLLAZ. I GOT TIME FOR DAT.

GUNYUU? CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG? NO GUN VIOLENCE PLZ. SEE ALSO: NRA-SPONSORED ANIME CON.

WOLFYUU? WHAT IN THE FURRY HELL? ALSO SOUNDS SUSPICIOUSLY CANNIBALISTIC.

GWENYUU/SARAYUU/ANYOTHERPAIRINGWITHANAMETHATENDSINYUU? SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE IS ANGRILY ABOUT TO START CALLING SOMEONE NAMES. GWEN YOU BASTARD! SARA YOU JERK!

I HATE ALL OF THESE PAIRING NAMES WITH THE FIRE OF A THOUSAND WOLFRAMS. ALSO, I AM FOREVER PRESSED THAT THE AUTHOR NEVER WROTE A CHARACTER NAMED MADELINE, MADONNA, OR MADISON BECAUSE IT IS A MISSED OPPORTUNITY TO GIVE ME A YUUMAD PAIRING THAT I COULD TROLL THE FANDUMB WITH.
 
 
04 December 2012 @ 07:48 pm
IN CASE YOU CAN NEVER GET ENOUGH OF CONRAD'S SENSE OF HUMOR, HERE ARE SOME MORE CONRAD-JOKES!1!1!!!!!!

(JOSÉ AND CONRAD DECIDED TO INTRODUCE STAND-UP COMEDY TO SHIN MAKOKU.  AS YOU CAN SEE, IT WAS A BIG HIT.)

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03 December 2012 @ 07:44 pm
DURING CELEBRATIONS FOR WOLFRAM'S 100TH BIRTHDAY, THINGS KINDA GOT OUT OF HAND.  THE RESULT WAS THAT HALF THE TAVERNS AROUND SHIN MAKOKU'S CAPITOL WERE BURNED TO THE GROUND BECAUSE IT WAS DECIDED THAT THE BEST WAY TO CELEBRATE A PRINCE'S 100TH BIRTHDAY WAS TO PLAY DODGEBALL WITH MOLOTOV COCKTAILS.  

WOLFRAM'S AIM WAS REALLY OFF, SO HE JUST STARTED CHUCKING FIREBALLS AT EVERYONE.  YUURI CALLED HIM A CHEATER, BUT WOLFRAM SAID THAT YUURI WAS THE CHEATER FOR DOUSING THE FLAMES WITH WATER BALLS, AND HE WAS A RELATIONSHIP-CHEATER ANYWAY.  SO THEY PUT YUURI IN THE CORNER AND DIDN'T ALLOW HIM TO PLAY ANYMORE EXCEPT TO HEAL PEOPLE WHEN THEY HAD IMPORTANT PARTS BURNED OFF.

THE NEXT DAY, WOLFRAM WOKE UP WEARING CONRAD'S PANTS AND YUURI WAS WEARING CONRAD'S COAT AND JOSAK WAS WEARING CONRAD'S UNDERSHIRT AND GWENDAL WAS WEARING GUNTER AND CONRAD WAS NAKED IN THE WOODS SOMEWHERE.  OH, AND LOTS OF PEOPLE WERE HOMELESS BECAUSE THEIR HOUSES BURNED DOWN.

IT WAS A GOOD PARTY.

LIKE ALL GOOD PARTIES, THEY FELT GUILTY ABOUT IT AFTERWARDS, SO YUURI AND WOLFRAM TEAMED UP AND STARTED AN ANTI-DRUNK-SPELLCASTING CAMPAIGN AND PUT THESE POSTERS ALL OVER THE REMAINING PUBS.  YUURI DID THE LETTERING AND WOLFRAM DID THE ILLUSTRATIONS.
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20 October 2012 @ 08:44 pm
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HERE'S ANOTHER BLUE WIND STORY.  IT HAS EVEN MORE PUNS THAN THE LAST ONE AND A MORAL TOO.  EVERY STORY SHOULD HAVE A MORAL, ESPECIALLY ONE THAT INCLUDES A SPARKLY!  YOZAK.

I HOPE YOU ENJOY. 


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21 April 2012 @ 08:30 pm
I THINK AT ONE POINT THIS MONSTROSITY HAD AN ACTUAL STORY LINE THAT MADE SENSE.  AND IT INCLUDED SOME SORT OF SOCIAL COMMENTARY AS WELL  (YOU MIGHT STILL BE ABLE TO SEE IT IF YOU LOOK HARD ENOUGH).  BUT THEN YOZAK HAD TO OPEN HIS MOUTH MAKE SOME INNAPPROPRIATE  JOKES, CONRAD DECIDED TO BE GRUMPY, AND IT ALL WENT DOWNHILL FROM THERE.


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20 April 2012 @ 01:47 pm
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO BE DEAD, CAPSLOCK COMM. EVEN THOUGH KKM IS LIKE SOOOO 2005 AND EVERYONE HAS MOVED ON TO SHINIER THINGS... WELL I DON'T GIVE AN ADELBERT'S GIANT CRAP. I HAS MORE YUURAM-FLAVORED MAD LIBS; THEY ARE SEXIER THAN YUURAM-FLAVORED CONDOMS AND ALSO MORE EFFECTIVE AT PREVENTING UNWANTED MALE PREGNANCIES.

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19 April 2012 @ 11:26 am
HAY GUISE... I TRIED TO WRITE YUURI/WOLFRAM FANFICTION, BUT IT TURNED OUT SHITTIER THAN SHIT. SO THEN I HAD THE BRILLIANT IDEA TO MAKE IT EVEN SHITTIER THAN STUFF THAT IS ALREADY SHITTIER THAN SHIT, WHATEVER THAT WOULD BE, AND IT TURNED INTO A MAD LIBS STORY. THERE’S A LOT MORE WHERE THIS CAME FROM, TOO... SETS 2 AND 3 ARE COMING SOON MWAHAHAHA!!

AHEM. IF YOU’VE NEVER PLAYED MAD LIBS BEFORE (WHO HASN’T?) IT GOES LIKE THIS. I PROMPT YOU FOR A LIST OF WORDS. THEN YOU USE THOSE WORDS TO FILL IN THE BLANKS IN THE STORY. LIKE, IF THE PROMPT IS “PERSON”, YOU PICK A PERSON - PREFERABLY A KKM CHARACTER IF YOU WANT THIS TO “MAKE SENSE”, BUT I WON’T BE THE ONE STOPPING YOU FROM USING JUSTIN BIEBER. NO CHEATING BY READING THE STORY BEFOREHAND!!! THAT IS ALL.

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